Huqed on Fonix Wurked fur me

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How long do kids have to go to school until they learn to spell things halfway decently? Or to speak with the correct tense of a verb? Mr. Mouse pointed out to me this morning that some little meeces we know have been in school for 5-6 years and are still writing like those that … [Read more…]

That Old Time Candy Feeling

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What is it with candy you loved as a kid that makes you want to dance around naked in the rain to have it again? 2 words. Gummi Worms. Yummy! Although I hate it when they take old stuff and add new flavors. Ick. give me Lime over Green apple any day. Mr. Mouse gets … [Read more…]

Worse than PB with Salmonella

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Okay so what’s worse the salmonella peanut butter? Try getting a letter in the mail from your pharmacy saying “we’re sorry, but your prescriptions were left on a truck in the cold for longer than we are comfortable with, please return them for a free replacement…” and realizing that includes your birth control.. which is … [Read more…]

Life in the 1950’s

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I had to listen to goings-on about a “man-purse” today and after about a minute of the men looking at each other like they thought their testicles were going to fall off, I was like, you mean the guy had a briefcase? You know they don’t make them all like they did in the old … [Read more…]

I’m the Head Cheese

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Welcome to the Mouse House, where the name is always over the door. I’m the Head Cheese in the Mouse House, although Mr. Mouse probably thinks he is. So come on in and say hi and hear the news from our Hole in the Wall…