You’ve seen it on Facebook- everyone is grateful for something else lofty or fabulous like their spouse/kids/inlaws/job–it all sounds good.. but what about life’s guilty pleasures you know you shouldn’t find so much joy in….who ever says they are thankful for those? Apparently, me…. so….tell me one of yours…
- That hilarious moment of discovery by your spouse that you’ve secretly taken off your underwear and put on JUST yoga pants at the end of the day. Or vice versa.
- Gratuitous use of TV as a babysitter while you make dinner.
- Calling people things like ‘idiot’ when reading their facebook statuses–then blessing their hearts because they just can’t help it.
- Singing just the beginning to a dirty nursery rhyme to see your spouse smirk as they mentally fill in the rest (there is a place in France.. hm hm hm hm hm hm hm)…
- When the kids get lost in books or toys and forget you exist for 30 seconds and you can go pee by yourself.
- Hiding in the pantry/closet/bathroom to consume a snack you don’t want your kids to find out you are eating.
- When halftime of the football game aligns perfectly with the kids nap time–and you take advantage.
- Bacon cheese fries with ranch dressing.
- Going to bed without a bra–for once.
- Leaving a top ten list unfini…..
Bacon cheese fries?!!!