Friday Funny

him: (groping me)
me: that’s not usually how people try to get into my pants
him: (stops groping) well, how do they usually try and do it?
me: well at least they buy me dinner first
both of us laughing

him: I bought you lunch…gestures to counter top
me: it’s not the same when you have to shop for it yourself, dear

Well, WE thought it was funny.

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