We’re just like you, only prettier

Ode to ‘Sposies- “Only Prettier”

Well I’ve been saved by the love of fluffyness
I got a bum like a cloud and yours is more paper-ish
And if you wanna pick a fight
Well I’m gonna have to say goodnight
I’ll shop at Cotton babies, and you at the mega-mart

And even though I can be used again and again
It doesn’t mean we don’t get together and try to make amends
It’s easier can’t you see
Let’s agree to just disagree
We don’t have to like each other but it’s sure fun to pretend

So let’s shake hands and reach across those diaper lines
You’ve got your fans just like I’ve got mine
We might feel a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We’re just like you
Only prettier

Everybody says you’ve gotta know your enemies
Even if they burst with yucky gel at hour three
If you just smile and behave you can always get your way
It’s a universal plan that’ll get you where you can in all societies

So let’s shake hands and reach across those diaper lines
You’ve got your fans just like I’ve got mine
We might feel a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We’re just like you
Only prettier

Let’s shake hands and reach across those diaper lines
You’ve got your fans just like I’ve got mine
We might feel a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We’re just like you
Only prettier

Well, I’ll keep workin’
And you’ll keep gettin’ skinnier
I’m just like you
Only prettier

Disclaimer: This post was written in response to a call for unique entries to a contest. Winners receive free cloth diapers. Please play along by visiting the Cotton Babies blog–you can find it on my right sidebar, just click the link under the baby in yellow fluff and follow the links to the blog! Feel free to ogle the fluff while you are there! Thanks to www.CowboyLyrics.com for the words to this Miranda Lambert parody, which I stole borrowed for the occasion. Check out the original song at http://www.mirandalambert.com/