- Crawl everywhere, particularly everywhere mommy doesn’t want you.
- If she sees you, giggle like crazy and hurry up.
- Stop, to be sure she will catch you.
- Whine a little to protest being caught and then happily wiggle legs.
- Scream randomly during diaper changes.
- Try to touch the doodie.
- Pat at yourself to see what’s down there.
- Scream if mommy doesn’t want you to touch the doodie.
- Pull out a wipe for mommy.
- Try to eat the wipe. Pull it in 2 so you can try and eat the other part when mommy is busy with the other piece of it.
- Cry if mommy takes it away.
- Ignore all your toys.
- Play with everything potentially dangerous you can find.
- Bounce in your jumperoo. Scream while bouncing in your jumperoo.
- Accidentally bite with your 3 teeth.
- Chew on water bottles instead of real cold teethers.
- Check out what’s on your shirt, on daddy’s shirt, and pull mommy’s neckline down.
- Giggle and go after any toes you can see.
- Cry when no one will ‘help you’ pull up, even though you are capable.
- Bang on high chair to indicate that you would like another snack, please.
- Nap and nurse every 2 hours and then conk out for the night around 8.
- Bliss!
