1. That’s when you turn on the hysterics. Scream, cry LOUDLY and say, “I had the baby four days ago. Are you calling me FAT?!?!?!”

    Then, scream some more and walk away.

  2. It’s also not okay to walk up to a stranger in the grocery store, put your hand on her pregnant belly, and ask when she’s due. Know what? It isn’t even okay if you know her. Hands off the belly! Sheesh! Don’t people have any sense of personal space?

    True story. I hope it never happens to you.

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