Is when the people announce themselves, and Pat says “I see here that you’re married” and inevitably 9 out of 10, maybe more on average will say “to my wife name here” or “to my husband name here” — who friggin ELSE would you be married to other than your husband or wife?
Some do say, “I have a lovely wife name here”, but mostly they say “I’m married to my wife” or what have you. If you can tell me who else they’d be married to other than their husband or wife, I’d like to know about it. Sheesh!