Have you taken a purity test lately?…

Let’s just say that my husband? He has ruined my purity, my innocence, my, sob v!rg!n!ty!

Okay, I’m over it. How did you do? I took this as a freshman in college and I am pretty sure I was 96% pure at age 18. What about 10 years later? 48%. Yup, my husband ruined me! Damn that man and his marital needs! (HA!)


One Comment

  1. 63% pure…not too shabby, huh? I think it’s probably mostly because I have never smoked or done any drugs (that’s me, the big fat chicken). I shudder to think what my score would have been had I done any of that! 😛

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