Things that taste horrible: blue cheese, most fish, most green vegetables.
Best way to have a hamburger: With velveeta, bacon, dill pickle, kechup, mustard.
Alternative: With pizza sauce and mozzarella cheese.
Alternative: pork burger with provolone only.
Alternative: In “horseshoe” style smothered with cheese and french fries.
Pizza must have: Thick red sauce, cheese, a meat of some sort, perhaps green olives.
Alternative: Mini-pizzas on english muffins, bread, french bread, or tortillas.
Alternative: Tortillas with salsa and assorted toppings.
Things that are only worth it sliced up: most whole fruits–skin is too hard/fuzzy.
Things that need no help: Strawberries, red raspberries and others, grapes, bananas.
Allowed once in a while: bacon, fried mozzarella sticks, french fries, cake, cookies.
I’ve had a craving for bacon lately. I can eat a whole package in one sitting. yummy