If I had a million dollars-We wouldn’t have to walk to the store-If I had a million dollars-Now, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more-If I had a million dollars-We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner-But we would eat Kraft Dinner-Of course we would, we’d just eat more-And buy really expensive ketchups with it-That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm—Barenaked Ladies “If I Had a Million Dollars”
In honor of the giant lotto jackpot we didnt’ win—What would you buy if you had a million dollars? Would you still eat Macaroni and Cheese? “Kraft Dinner?” Would you take a limousine everywhere, or have your own chauffeur? What kind of car would you buy, or who would you give money to besides yourself?